Sunday, April 26, 2009

I'm Officialy a Red Neck

That's right. I am officially a red neck. I fried my back and neck so wonderfully last Monday whilst moving tons of wood from the parking pad that I do believe I can earn the title, mostly physically, as a red neck. There are dangers to wearing cami tops while owning white skin.

But I just bathed and was able to take off an entire layer of my own skin. It was a bit of a freakish moment as I peeled large quantities of gooey skin off my backside, making me feel like some sort of exotic over-sized snake.

Gosh, just how many times can one person be interrupted while trying to write about such important things? I am now completely frustrated, have a bigger headache than I did 5 minutes ago, and no longer want to be social. Where's the mute button on people, anyway?

Argh. This red neck is taking her red backside to bed.

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